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Diet Coke

Aspartame......................

I have come to the conclusion after one or two unpleasant experiences that diet coke drinkers can be worse than lager drinkers!
I would like to add quickly that this is not accross the board and the ones that have not been drinking it too long are still alright but the rudest people I have encountered since I have been here are diet coke drinkers not larger drinkers!
Now, I feel this may not entirely be their fault, I would like you all to look up the effects that aspartame has on peoples health and then, like me, you will have some sympathy for the way they behave, you will also understand why we don't sell it. Ours, I think, is a responsible attitude to what can only be described as a dangerous drug.
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Sch you know who
7/16/2010 4:42:04 PM
Sara
Maybe not heroin....but I'm sure you could grow something in one of those veg-tables you have in the car park!
sara
7/16/2010 1:48:21 PM
beerbiker
One has to ask which lager they left the taste in then?
Must be one of those foreign bottled ones I suppose!
BeerBiker
7/16/2010 12:46:52 PM
Sara
No, it's Lager with the taste removed.......Ah.....Umm....Alcoholic fizzy water then, maybe?
sara
7/16/2010 11:22:14 AM
beerbiker
Is that diet LAGER!!!!!!!!!
sara
7/16/2010 11:20:54 AM
sch you know who
Some people like heroin, should I sell that as well?
BeerBiker
7/16/2010 10:26:18 AM
Slimeline Drinks sorry I meant Slimline!
Sara,

NO chance of a Miller Lite then by the sound of it...
Mr R W Whites
7/16/2010 10:22:53 AM
Aspartame
I just thought that I should let you know that;

I'M A SECRET LEMONADE DRINKER,you know,I've been trying to give it up but it's one of those nights........
Sch you know who
7/16/2010 10:20:01 AM
Me
Me, Sch don't tell everybody,just let it go, if they like the taste then let then drink it.
sara
7/16/2010 9:39:40 AM
Aspartame
Don't think you can creep into my pub like that, we are aware of most of your hiding places! We don't do slimline drinks at all so you will have to do better than that! But beware! We are on to you!
Aspartame
7/16/2010 9:28:56 AM
Me
Aha, I can also be found in slimline tonic too .......
Coke Head
7/16/2010 8:10:51 AM
Pepsi
"Lipsmackin' thirstquenchin' acetastin' motivatin' goodbuzzin' cooltalkin' highwalkin' fastlivin' evergivin' coolfizzin' Pepsi."

or should that read;

"Lipsmackin' thirstquenchin' ASPARTAME' motivatin' goodbuzzin' cooltalkin' highwalkin' fastlivin' evergivin' coolfizzin' Pepsi."

Now I'm depressed again!


Beerbabe
7/15/2010 9:22:58 PM
Diet Coke, Diet Pepsi, Pepsi Max...
I regularly drink these :-(
Might explain a few things though!!
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